Deck Seaman Pillows

'I think you are taking this Boatswain's mate thing a bit too seriously sailor!'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'How about a game of cards?'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'It was this big. I swear'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'Sorry'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

The ambush.

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

"A textbook landing..."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

Fishing for Peace.

A writer goes sailing.

'Your father had a big mouth, too.'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'