
Scrubbing the Decks
Decorate their walls with art prints that humorously or artistically celebrate their interest in deck maintenance, turning a chore into a cheerful display.
Scrubbing the Decks
It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.
"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."
'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'
House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.
'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'
"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"
'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'
"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"
It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.
Clearing up medals.
Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.
Grooming for beginners.
Human Dust Buster
Sailors Scrubbing the Decks
"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."
'Ok, the cat's away. Time to play.'
'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'
'Hell, no, I don't want any sake.'
'I love working with my hands.'
Skyscrapers.
Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.
During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!
How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.
Beach Day
Space Trash
We have shade trees sign in window of garden supply. We have rakes in window of hardware store.
Yeah, Bob, aces are low again.
Notice: All cowboys must shake off dust by hitting clothes with hat.
'The other reason your soul feels so clean is become someone put too much laundry detergent in the washing machine, again...'
"If you can do it better, do it yourself!"
The Grime Reaper.
A sailor cleaning the deck
'I hear Joey started out dealing 3 - card Monte on 42nd Street.'
Ok, we're definitely putting too much garbage in our oceans.
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