Deck Dealer Prints

'How about a game of cards?'

"For my birthday I asked my husband for something with diamonds... He bought me a pack of cards..!"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'Once again, I fold.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

Dun Decking

'How about a game of cards?'

"I can't even deal."

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

'Tell this joker he better not be holding a queen, or Ill wipe that smile right off his face.'

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

Hit me.

'Sir, would you please come with us?'

Yacht For Sail.

'I think you are taking this Boatswain's mate thing a bit too seriously sailor!'

'Careful. The house always wins.'

'I love working with my hands.'

Laundry Poker.

A sporting sort - clubs , hearts, diamonds and spades for medals

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

Ship Captain Playing Cards