Decision-making Funster Pillows

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

How leaders fail

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

Fork in the trail.

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

Career Suicide

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

Illogic Tree

"You spoil that boy."