Decision-making Funster Pillows

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

How leaders fail

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

Fork in the trail.

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

Career Suicide

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"You spoil that boy."

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'