Decision Detective Pillows

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Computer Expert

Where was I?

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Terry had a computer bug.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Sale.

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Clickbait

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"