Decision Daredevil Pillows

"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Information Tightrope.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

'I tried it at home...'

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."