Deceptive Desk Decorator Mugs

"I keep all these photos on my desk to hide the fact that I'm not working."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Face Painting.

The Pencil and Sharpener

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Quick, press control Z!'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"