December Dreamers Pillows

"It's exactly 20 days until Christmas Eve...yet, I feel no anticipation, apprehension, earnestness or impatience. Only pure joy!"

Math Dreams

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Home Sweet Home

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

How to fight a vampire snowman

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Romantic Duet

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Watchdog on Holiday

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Sand Snowmen

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

"FREEDOM!!!"

"Yipeee!"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."