Decay Enthusiast Prints

World Economy: Rotten.

"Welcome to the future"

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

Breast Height Chart

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

'It's an antique!'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

1950's.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Social Media