Decay Enthusiast Mugs

World Economy: Rotten.

"Welcome to the future"

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Breast Height Chart

Computer Class.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

Edison invents the personal stereo

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."