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Daley Thompson

Turn, turn and turn.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

You had me at vintage.

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Champagne Bubble

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

French Early Bird

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Fred Astaire

Olympic Torch Training

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A tessellation of running figures.

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

Dancing in a circle

Bad Career Move

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Johann Strauss II

Musical party at a private victorian house.

Valet (ballet) parking.

The Wonder Gym.

Male Ballet Dancer

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

Dancing on the beach