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"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Early on-line shopping

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Sleeping Beauty.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Romantic Duet

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"And how would you like your steak?"

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

Woman throwing giant pot.