Decade Devotee Mugs

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

Television Readers.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'Of course we have to learn decimals. How else will we be able to compare bank interest rates.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

'My dad says fractions are obsolete since the stock market moved to decimals.'

Give Thanks.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

"I would also like to thank the jury for validating my work."

Dog with balloon, y-fronts, and party hat

"Who cares? The emperor is really buff."

John Knox

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

"There doesn't seem to be an end to the Eighties revival."

Rape of the Lock- The Cave of Spleen

'It's not forgetting things completely that bothers me - it's remembering that I've forgotten to remember something that drives me mad!'

'Take five -- I need another cold shower.'

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'

"How you could retire on your teeny 401(k) is not the mystery thriller we're looking for."

"I spent my thirties doing my twenties, but by the time I was in my forties I was doing my forties."

Two military officers

True crime novels.