Debt Navigator Mugs

Thank you for being so kind and approving my loan application. How can I ever repay you?'

Oh, look, it's a black hole, a lightless void that never ends … Wait, never mind, that's just my student loan debt.

"Mom, Dad, is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'Crisis'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

Made in China.

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

I think I can...

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

'Congratulations. Your old bloated 401K is now valued as a lean, mean 199F!'

'We're going to need a bit more than comfortably off, I'm afraid.'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'Okay, Simms, we have a verbal agreement, but I'd like my lawyer to check it.'

"Son, it’s time we had the ‘your mother and me got fleeced by Wall Street and you’ll have to support us’ talk."

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."

Cornucopia of Bankers

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

Standard & Poor's Downgrade

Chines Dollar

Ben Bernanke

jumping hoops for mortgages and loans...

'I assumed this is where the market headed south, but GPS says 'southeast'.'

'no, I'm sorry to say, giving up your bonus has not increased my respect for you.'

'I'll need a bigger allowance now, Dad, or I'll have to get a job.'