Debt Milestone Gifts

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Our war is against cancer."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"We have an acronym!"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.