Debt-free Activist Mugs

"But, dad, this will make sure I don't get saddled with college student debt."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

U of Debt

"A wage increase to match inflation."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Student Debt

Wall Street In Jail

Breaking Through

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"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

"It's over!"

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

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'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"Nice tree! Did you chew that one down yourself?"

"With me it's even worse. I'm still paying off loans from nursery school."

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

'Nine years of college for this?'

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

"We can't afford to go on holiday, and we can't afford to stay at home either."

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'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

"Most men brag about their fancy cars, but...you paid off all your student loans...wow!"

"I learned a lot in this class. I learned how to day trade stocks to help pay off my student loans."

"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."

Running Inflation

"Personally, I prefer seeing the graduates dance across the stage."

'The hospital is billing me for my out-of-body experience!'

I can't handle this mortgage.

'We've heard that you don't have a debt. Please come with us, sir, you're under arrest because of being an unpatriotic domestic demand saboteur.'

'You have the most education of all the applicants, but your unpaid student loans hurt your credit score, so we can't hire you.'