Debt Dilettante Prints

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

Prisoner to other: 'But what I actually ended up doing was consolidating all my debts into one ten-year sentence.'

Surviving the credit storm.

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

'Should I buy or sell?'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

"My husband is ambidextrous....completely useless with either hand!"

The singles bar...

I'm beginning to realize you can't cram 10 gigabytes of information into a one-gigabyte brain.

One Way/Two Ways.

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

"What's my password? Oh yeah... 'OnCe upona thimeh.'"

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

"I wrote a wonderful eulogy... unfortunately my computer crashed and I lost it."

"I spilled the beans last night so I wouldn't have to eat them."

Entomology Reference: Bees, wasps, drones.

"Why is living my best life so fattening?"

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

Big smart phone and small tablet.

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

'I typed in a nasty message about Bill Gates, and the whole thing froze up on me!'