Debt Dialogues Mugs

"Since interest rates are low, I'd like to refinance my bankruptcy."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

Today's Sermon: We come into this world with nothing and we leave with nothing. Is there any chance of a bailout?

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'It's your debt to society.'

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

Life plan

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

"Our flag means debt."

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

"Someday this will all be yours!"

'At £9,000 a year it's time to start worrying about 'owe' levels!'

'He's got some very odd ideas when it comes to making pay freezes palatable'.

'Continuing to deficit spend during a budget crunch is what makes America great!'

Bank Checking and Savings. Your account is overdrawn, sir. Haven't you heard?! Deficit spending is all the rage!

'This extraordinary first sign of life...A European crisis agreement has a long and perilous journey ahead before it has any hope of developing into a fully-grown Greek bailout deal...'

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

"I remember when he was a cute little pup...now he's become a ravenous monster..!"

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

News and Magazines. Budget News. I'm not worried about the debt --- it's too big to fail!

"As you can see our policy on overdrafts has changed."