Debt Ceiling Enthusiast Pillows

A collective sigh of relief.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Dog Beginning For A Loan

Core Business.

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

And your repayment period starts...Now!

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

Loan trap

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

Hurdles with Steps

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

"Most men brag about their fancy cars, but...you paid off all your student loans...wow!"

"With a wave of my magic wand, I declare all government programs free."

'When is a good time to get a mortgage?'

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

'The life I love is makin' music with my friends...'

'To be honest, Dan, I feel kind of embarrassed to use an attorney to collect my felinquent accounts. . . So many of them ARE attorneys.'

'I need to borrow enough to get myself out of debt.'

'What a coincidence. My student loan payment is the same as my unemployment check.'

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

"Actually, we were kinda hoping you could lend us some money."

"We do like to say yes, but we love to say no."

'Can I still borrow some of that housing money no one was expected to pay back?'

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

'Thank you for approving my loan application. Is this a good time to speak to you about loan modification?'

'Yes, you're very qualified for a loan, Mr. Stikes, but what on earth made you think you would get one?'