Debt Advisor Pillows

"So how's everything going?"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Build Your Own Portfolio

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'This graph may need some explaining...'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Standard & Poor

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Canine Comedians

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

Get a Job

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Recession

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

The United States Public Debt.

Overdraft limit.

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'