Debate Watching Prints

"Change the channel from Hillary's debate and you'll be learning to use your left hand to feed yourself through a straw..."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'The Questioner'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Difference of Opinion

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Trappist Monk Discord

Loan Alley

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"