Deathbed Dramatics Appreciator T-Shirts

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Film Star Robert de Niro

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Upper West Side Story

Little ship of horrors

Nikolai Gogol

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

Doom & Gloom

I Pagliacci

Don Giovanni

Victorian Garden Romance

Don Giovanni

Oscar Victory

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

"But first, if it please the court, Brunnhilde's farewell to Siegfried from 'Gotterdammerung.'"

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."

Romeo goes to the Chemists

Three Little Pigs Cry Wolf.

The Amateurs.

"Well, it's no wonder those Borgias and Medicis were always poisoning each other."

King Gustav Un Ballo in Maschera finale

Hamlet

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

"It took forever but that's the last of them. We'll try for the works of George Bernard Shaw next."

"No young Mistress has not taken drama lessons. It's a side effect of her turning 13, but yes, I agree, her dramatic skills are quite impressive..."

Don Giovanni