Death Star Decorator Prints

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'Now it fits.'

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Super glue . . .

'This guy's FAST!'

'They had a sale on electric green.'

Traumatology.

Wallpapering 3

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

"Is this the first time you've put wallpaper up?"

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

"If anyone asks, I did this."

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

"I guess they really are permanent."

Wallpaper over a door.

You're right - flip-flops and cloven hooves just don't work.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"When you can't actually see the tree, it may indicate that you are too festive."

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

"For some reason they put mannequins of us up every year."

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

Pumpkin Sales

'I hear one more person say 'my bad'. I'll wring their neck!'

Bed, Bath & The Beyond

Santa with a mobile made from presents.

"Rough week, Gourdie?"

"The old pearly gates looked nice, but they were hell to maintain."

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House