Dealing With Unemployment Benefits Mugs

The benefits agency is always willing to be flexible,but only under certain limited, clearly defined circumstances.

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Dolestart - A New Initiative

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'The good news is we're not laying you off. The bad news is we want you to take a 20-year lunch break without pay.'

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!"

America's Biggest Export...

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Social security.

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

Disgruntled former employees

"Right now, I'm between naps."

The job carries 'salary but no health cover' or 'health cover but no salary.'

'Let's enrol on the last one. We've more chance of getting a job doing that these days.'

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

'Since bottom line growth has been so robust, big business wants to thank you all in advance for not applying with them.'

Unemployment Math

'Oh, I'm unemployed -- but it's not as exciting as it sounds.'

corporate scapegoat to sacrifical lamb

"I was laid off FROM the unemployment office."

The Joys of Retraining

Inflate a job!

"Seems like we're always the first to get the blame when crime rises."

Quit Hogging the Job

"I want to get him something for Christmas he's never had before."

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

"My wife thinks I'm out looking for a job..."

"Jobbymoons" For The Rest of Us