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'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Why do they do that?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Bears catching fish

"The hyenas started it."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

10 K Tail-Chase

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

What does aloof mean?

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."