Dealing With Medical Anxiety Pillows

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Fight or Flight

Worry tank

Mind-Fullness

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

No Immediate Danger

That party went well.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"You dropped yer wallet."

Flu vaccine.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

It's A Breeze

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"I feel we're making progress."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"Regular angst isn't a problem. It's the post-modern existential angst that gets to me."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."