Dealing With Infertility Mugs

Man singing 'I've lost that loving feeling' outside infertility clinic.

"We used to tell people we were childless by choice until we found they're less judgmental if we blame it on fertility problems."

'We can't have children . . . jack jumps over candlesticks.'

Busker singing 'I Lost That Loving Feeling' outside an infertility clinic.

'I'm very sorry, the tests have shown you're not a Queen: You can't have babies...'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

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"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Pregnancy Test

"So, how long have you been trying?"

Three Parent Baby

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

Fertility Center.

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

"Don't even start, Claire. You knew I was a snake when you took me in."

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'Last one in is a rotten egg.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, but these pills you have to take come in a child-proof bottle.'

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

Science and mothers day

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!