Deal Negotiation Ace Gifts

'I wish I could accept your offer but I really wanted to sell the whole car.'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

A Quiet Rebuke.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

"O.K., if you put it that way."

'First, the Rules of Engagement for this meeting ...'

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

'The contracts look good. Why don't you have your disgusting pests call my disgusting pests.'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'Have your people facebook my people.'

'You may have three mergers.'

Overdraft limit.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"Well now that you all have put in your 2p, I'd like to put in my 52%"

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

"You should hire me now, before my skills completely deteriorate."

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

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"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

'I may be an incurable optimist, but I think I can get a raise out of ol' J.P.'

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.