Deal-discussing Devotee Prints

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

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'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"Scratch my head, would you?"

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

Night of the Living Well-Read

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

"I'm just saying, if you keep insisting we seriously discuss problems and work on solutions, we're stuck here all afternoon!"

Hey! This is good in a first meeting. A frank exchange of opinion!

Hit me.

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"I told you negotiations would be more fun without a battery of lawyers."

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

Opposing viewpoint.

"I'll be glad when this speech balloon strike is over...!"

'I think I'm highly insightful for my age and don't call me missy!'

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

Joe's: 'Opinions on anything & everything!'

'Just because!'

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'