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'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

"Then he slammed the door on me!" "Not the closing you were hoping for."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Elements of an effective sales presentation.

Bob oozed confidence and lost the sale.

"Well, your people heard wrong. We are not prepared to sweeten the deal."

"I take it you made a sale?"

'The hardest part of making the sale was getting past all the gatekeepers.'

'Mack's a closer. That's why management loves him.'

"We got the cactus account!"

'When I said that Sales is all about the Art of Persuasion I didn't expect you to start shouting at customers, ‘Buy it or my family will be out on the street!''

'Sorry - just let me close this deal - then I'm all yours!'

'Sell South Africa!'

"...Then he slammed the door on me!"

Salesman given 10 minutes under extreme pressure to sell to buyer

"Your job is to coordinate these sales leads."

'I take it we won the business, then?'

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

"I've been salesman of the year three years running. Buy the car or I'll your pants up over your head."

"When we close this deal, Everett, I'm going to do a little dance, but I'd like to do it at the Harvard Club."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Sales

Pushing sales in difficult times

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'I give you the city, Fuller. Go out there and sell!'

'I knew we should have planned our sales strategy in advance.'

Aggressive Salesperson Wanted

"Now the first thing you have to do is get a client's attention."

Pushy Salesmen

'Nice going. I can't believe you let them back out of the deal.'

"I usually only fist-bump on the first deal but what the heck."

"You promised me diamonds, Crawford. This is kimberlite."

'We finally found a way to break the deadlock in our negotiations. I'll need a deck of cards and some poker chips.'