Deadline Impossibilist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the deadline impossibilist? Celebrate the creative spirit that thrives on tight schedules and wild ideas with our witty, inspiring products. Whether they’re pushing through last-minute projects or inventing new ways to beat the clock, these gifts are a fun nod to their unstoppable creativity. Brighten up their workspace or wardrobe with items that capture their unstoppable drive and humorous resilience—ideal for artists, designers, and all those who turn chaos into art.

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Watch the author miss his deadline 4 to 7

Watch the author miss his deadline 4 to 7 mockup

Watch the author miss his deadline 4 to 7

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In basket-case.

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'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.' mockup

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

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"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand." mockup

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

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"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes." mockup

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

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Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'. mockup

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

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"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!" mockup

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

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Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow mockup

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

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Late/Too Late.

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'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.' mockup

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

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Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home. mockup

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

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"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday." mockup

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

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"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!" mockup

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

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Deadline

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Deadlines

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'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.' mockup

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

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". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word." mockup

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

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Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush. mockup

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

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Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . . mockup

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

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"Sure I can make that deadline."

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Hourglass Dumptruck

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'I'm kind of busy, mom...'

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'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!' mockup

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

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If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule. mockup

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

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"You're just buying time, Peterson! I want those figures on my desk by tomorrow!"

"You're just buying time, Peterson! I want those figures on my desk by tomorrow!" mockup

"You're just buying time, Peterson! I want those figures on my desk by tomorrow!"

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Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report. mockup

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

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"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

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