Deadline Defier Gifts

Aside from a few minor stumbling blocks, which made vacuuming difficult, the project was going well.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Burning the midnight oil.

Working hours.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Pull an all-nighter?

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

In/Out.

'Dig in.'

Quicksands of time

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"I can never seem to get my report in on time!"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.

"They really expect a lot from us."

"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"

Watch the author miss his deadline 4 to 7

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

Living by the Clock

Kangaroo in a hurry.

Computer From Hell

"I don't want the report next week! I don't want it tomorrow! I don't want it this afternoon! I don't want. . ."

'I'm not leaving till he leaves.'

Energy Drink - In case of deadline bust ass.

In case of stress break glass.

Procrastination is not tax deductible.

Running out of time

Workaholic Kip Johnson works himself into an early grave and doesn't even break stride.

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"