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"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Science versus religion?'

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

Donald Rumsfeld

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"

"So you can take it with you!"

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

'You can take that off now.'

"To eventually be rich enough to throw away brand new stuff."

I'm part of a pilot project to further curb military spending

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

'Ruddy customers have NO idea of the costs power companies have to cover!'

"Nato is brain dead!"

Trump tries to subdue the world with the EU

Dept. of Defense: Sorry closed due to sequester.

"They're wonderful mimics."

The US's weapon aids to Taiwan

Retail construction in a parkway.

'That is so unfair! He had dinner at the captains table LAST week!'

"Aren't you being a little arrogant, son? Here's Lieutenant Colonel Farrington, Major Stark, Captain Truelove, Lieutenant Castle, and myself, all older and more experienced than you, and we think the war is very moral."

"No one will believe us - it's always the alternate cosmology institutes who come up with alternate universes."

Moore, OK: No 'Act of God'.

WORLD ENDS TODAY!..OR NOT!

'So what made you think that doomsday prophecy would be right?'