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It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

Horse statue throws off rider.

The Jose Padilla Experience

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

'Science versus religion?'

Donald Rumsfeld

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"

"So you can take it with you!"

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

The Ambivalence of a Nice Day in February

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

I'm part of a pilot project to further curb military spending

"Nato is brain dead!"

'Ruddy customers have NO idea of the costs power companies have to cover!'

'You can take that off now.'

"To eventually be rich enough to throw away brand new stuff."

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

Trump tries to subdue the world with the EU

'That is so unfair! He had dinner at the captains table LAST week!'

"They're wonderful mimics."

Dept. of Defense: Sorry closed due to sequester.

Retail construction in a parkway.

The US's weapon aids to Taiwan

"Aren't you being a little arrogant, son? Here's Lieutenant Colonel Farrington, Major Stark, Captain Truelove, Lieutenant Castle, and myself, all older and more experienced than you, and we think the war is very moral."

"No one will believe us - it's always the alternate cosmology institutes who come up with alternate universes."

Moore, OK: No 'Act of God'.

WORLD ENDS TODAY!..OR NOT!