Daytime Tv Junkie Mugs

"Henry is addicted to all of the Court programs."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

University Soapflakes

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Mog The Week

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

America's funniest investment scams

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

'He's in training for the Olympics'

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Kathryn Morris

Wall mountable TVs.

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

In other news, the world turned upside down today.

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

"The season finale of the world is near."

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'