Daytime Tv Devotee T-Shirts

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Antiques Road Rage

Speakers who watch too much Oprah

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

'...And now stay tuned for 'Why Bother?', the program that calls itself into question!'

'I picked it all up from daytime TV.'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Watching telly

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

TV and man

"There's the remote!"

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

The Sports Fanatic

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

'Ready, steady, Operate'

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"

"Henry is addicted to all of the Court programs."

'The evening news was bad enough, but now he's dozing off during the 'Today Show.''

'...Remember, it's only going to be broadcast once!'

'Why should I go out in the real world when I have so much reality TV?'

Robert Kilroy Silk - Out.

'Why do they call them 'soaps'? All they do is dig up dirt.'

'Greetings earthling! - Oh no, not in the middle of 'Oprah'!'

'Bailiff, there's a fight in the jury room. Someone turned off Dr. Phil.'

'They leave the TV on for me during the day when they go to work: Boy daytime TV is boring!'