Daylight Saving Time Debater Prints

"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

'You present a very convincing argument.'

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Kids today

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

Professor Malinowski Failed to Impress His Audience with his Small Bang Theory.

"Wait, wait, don't panic! I forgot to set the clock back."

Daylight Saving

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

'I hate it when the clocks go forward.'

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

"Man, I hate daylight savings."

"We need to cover our tracks so we're not discovered."

Stonehenge. I hate resetting this thing for daylight savings!

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

"Oh, you big silly. Did you forget to put the clock back?"

'So you're the boy who wants to be a chugger.'

"Fall back...spring ahead."

"This primitive communication device is all that's left of what was once a thriving civilization."

"I didn't know they observed daylight savings time."

I set the alarm for March, but I've been staring at the ceiling since mid-February.

'I can never remember either. Isn't it 'Spring back, fall forward'?'

"Correction. It's not a zombie apocalypse. They're simply adjusting to daylight savings time."

'Hon, I set all of your clocks an hour forward for daylight savings time.'

'With daylight savings time starting this weekend, I now have to get up an hour earlier to crow.'

Damn. Every time they change to and from Daylight Saving Time on Earth, it effects the space time continuum.'