Daydreaming Deadline Dodger Mugs

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

The four housemen of procrastination

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

Hear me, Graduates!

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

IRS. April 15th is the deadlie for filing your return, not a "best if used by" date.

So close... Yet so far.

'So, who's first?'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."