Ambition Dodger Mugs

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"It's a long term goal."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

What is possible/what is probable.

Targets

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."