Day Drinker Pillows

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

The Reaper's Arms

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Beer Parasol.

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

Wine at the Bar

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

The Devil's advocaat.

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

Getting old...

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

"I love people-watching."