Day Drinker Mugs

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Beer Parasol.

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

Wine at the Bar

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

The Devil's advocaat.

"I love people-watching."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

Getting old...

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."