Dating Service Specialist T-Shirts

"Take a look at this guy, Ellen - Doesn't he look just right for 'Crazy Sally'?"

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Boyfriend of the Month.

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

The Stages of Wine

'Sorry, this isn't that kind of agency. We determine the age of old fossils, not arrange dates for them.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

"Why do I always choose 'The Bad Boy'?"

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

Waiting staff

"Not so fast, Casanova! I want to get to know a man and his intentions better before I allow him to accompany me to the cinema!"

Tom prepares for his hot date.

'How do you like your egg?'

"I just don't want to be the rebound iguana."

"I'm a simple man, really."

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

'Well thank you Igor!! I spend all night making small talk with the blonde and Mr. googly eyes has to show up!!'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"With so many dating services online, I had to diversify."

Babe magnet

"My name is Adam and your name is Eve and that I think is a good starting point for a relationship between us!"

Psychic Dating Hotline

Mister, Inc: 'Wrong...Right'

"At first I thought it must be a typo when your profile said you were 'all mussel'."