Dating Scene Supporter Prints

'You were wrong, Bob, that wasn't her come-hither look!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"She's just being Koi."

Theatre Crowd

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"I just love a nice knight out."

"You lack spontaniety."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

Ostrich Bar

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Alligator Bars

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"Yes, we met on a blind date, or in your father's case, a blind drunk date."

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"