Dating Dynamic Explorer Mugs

'But I assure you - I'm genuinely interested in your brains!'

"Anthony, are you paper or plastic?"

"I don't usually do this on the first date, but do you mind if I take your temperature?"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Online Dating

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"I just love a nice knight out."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"I'm not ready to put you on my favorites contact list, but I will add you to a group text."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'Your credit card or mine?'

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

'Frankly, I'm looking for someone who's tall, dark and solvent.'

"I'll be honest with you, Jeannette, I'm looking for a no-load relationship."

Relate on-line: An error of type 4807 has occurred in your marriage.

'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.