Dating Adventures Lover Mugs

"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"You lack spontaniety."

The perfect man

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Mate Mart

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

Single men in Tahiti

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

Russian Dating.