Alright, you can take me out tonight. Now get off my skis!
Date Night Plotter Mugs
Start your evenings with a smile using our date night plotter mugs. Designed to add humor and charm, these mugs are perfect for cozy nights and meaningful conversations.
"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."
"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."
"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"
'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'
"Something romantic, perhaps?"
'Er . . . and a fork for me...'
Asking out a palm reader.
Dating is so expensive...
Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'
'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'
'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'
Funnel of Love
"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."
The Reaper's Arms
'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'
"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."
"What kind of biscuits are they?"
"It's a Haiku Dinner."
scrabble love
'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs
"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."
'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'
"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."
"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."
"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."
'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'
Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight
"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"
Restaurant in the Strand.
"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."
"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"
"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"
"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."
"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."
Date Night Plotter Mugs Collection
Date Night Plotter Pillows
Snuggle up with our cozy date night plotter pillows, the perfect addition to accentuate your romantic ambiance.
Date Night Plotter Prints
Enhance your home’s atmosphere with our decorative date night plotter prints, celebrating love and creativity in style.
Date Night Plotter T-Shirts
Discover witty and charming date night plotter T-shirts that add humor and personality to your special nights.