Date Night Laughs Prints

'Mind if I try out my frisking techniques, Doreen?'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Life is for the birds.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

So Close..

"You do like octopus?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're such a good listener."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Sauvignon Bonk

Why we need poetry. . .

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Do you mind?"

Romance

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"I love you, you big fool."

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."