Date Night Explorers Prints

'I thought you said we were going to see a show with sex and violence.'

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn."

"This is my first date with a tri-sexual."

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Romance

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Film Lovers.

Romance

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

Love Trap

Heart to heart talk.

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

Lovers.

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."