Date Night Experimenter Prints

"Your hair is chaotic, but you're really quite together."

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Romance

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

Sexual chemistry set

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Love Trap

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Heart to heart talk.

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Romance

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"You and your daft inventions."

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Film Lovers.

Lovers.

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."