Date Night Daredevil Mugs

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

"Wow, she didn't freak out when he introduced us as his pets: this one is a keeper!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

Pull and all nighter...

Work avalanche

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

Stacked In Tray

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"Look I've already said, I'm not going to bed with you on our first date"

'Don't even think about it!'

'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.'

"Well, if you must know, he makes me laugh."

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

Deadline

"What wine would you recommend to compliment stony silence?"

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

'I solemnly - whooooaaah - delcare...'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Okay, so you've proved a point - you really do love me!'

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

'But enough about my interiority, how about you?'

"Did you notice the smirk on his face when he said 'enjoy'?"