Data Spinner Pillows

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

"If you look at it just so you will notice the upward trend."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Fish talking about fisherman

Musical Web

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

fairy tales

Destination casinos...

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Dancing in a circle

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'Hold on, pal! Who's in control of the narrative here?'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

Every App tells a story.

'I only hear good things from your spin doctors. . .'

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

Dizzy Spider

A woman spins a wheel offering 'pie' or 'no pie'.

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

'Your book is quite dull, so we're marketing it as a bedtime story.'

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

'Ollie, it's me! Some rich guy repeated one of my cockamamy tales and I sued him for intellectual property theft.'